I do a lot of retreats, workshops, and speaking. Before each event the host often asks about my needs. Here’s my updated list of requirements:
1. Ham and cheese hotpocket
2. A well dressed Italian
3. 8 fire torches soaked in authentic Jerusalem palm oil
4. A bic lighter
5. Female Appalachian yodeler
6. Wireless microphone
7. Trained squirrel monkey with bellhop uniform
8. Water bottle mixed with 1/3 tiger urine
9. A podium made of old growth Lebanon Cedar
10. Laser Light Projector with 360 degree Lycra screen.
11. 33rpm of Spandau Ballet’s True.
12. 15th Century Gutenberg Bible
13. Custom T-shirt that says, “I Just Awesomed All Over the Place”